Creationist Chairwoman of S.C. Board of Education Resigns as Sex Scandal Goes Public

No offense intended to my blogger friend Doris a/k/a Java, but I am beginning to wonder what the Hell is in the water in South Carolina! First we had adulterer Governor Mark Sanford and his fiction stories about "hiking on the Appalachian Trail," the we had GOP closet case Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer "outed" by Mike Rogers, and now we have the creationist Chairwoman of the South Carolina Board of Education, Kristin Maguire (pictured at left), resigning because it seems that on the side she writes graphic hardcore erotic fiction under a pseudonym. What with "godly Christians" like this trio, Daddy Dobson and Pat Robertson must be on the verge of aneurysms. Personally, I find it all too fun and so typical of the self-anointed Christianists whose principal hallmarks are lying and hypocrisy. One could not make this stuff up if they tried! No wonder so many in the younger generation view Christianity negatively. Here are some highlights from Shots from the Battery:

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Kristin Maguire, the Chairwoman of the S.C. State Board of Education resigned her post shortly before SC poliblog FITSNews published a piece claiming that Maguire is a “prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet.” FITS promised something juicy was on the way last Friday, which is actually when she submitted her resignation to the LuvGov himself. The article also alleges that Maguire engaged in lap dances at bars, public indecency at Jenny Sanford’s desk in the governor’s office, and points to a probable cover-up by Sanford’s staff when they were tipped off earlier this year.

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This is probably good news for all public school students in S.C., as the home-schooling mom of four had no business chairing the very board responsible for public education policy to start with. She has been a vocal anti-evolutionist and is a strong supporter of “abstinence only” sex education. When she was elevated to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and cheered on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.

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Here are samples of the erotic fiction written by “Bridget Keeney,” who is alleged by FITS to be S.C. Board of Education Chairwoman Kristin Maguire:

Continental Cuisine

Lauren’s Masturbatory Musings

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Why on earth do people takes these Christianist nut cases and self-hating closet cases seriously at all much less elect them to state wide office?